Friday, March 21, 2003

Why Do Men Lie ?>.......One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and aked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.

One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me. But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three wifes, so that's
>why I said yes this time." The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honorable and useful reason.

Tuesday, March 04, 2003

The years seemed everlastin with our friendship...
But gone are those days of loyal friendship...

U chose what ur parents and frens opposed...
But u rather enjoyed what Satan proposed...

U think u can throw ur guts anywhere...
But think my fren/s...ur lousy guts r nowhere..

U came n enjoyed the seeds of the crop....
But never mess with the "Cream of the Crop".

U might come knockin on our doors one day..
But r u sure u'll make it till that day..

Think guys...if alcohol n drugs r ur cup of tea...ur a menace to Islam's Society...
With hypocrites n cowards like u hiding behind ur key...OBVIOUSLY..Hell Is Comin Get Ready...!!!!

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

Subject: Nak KayaTak....

Cerita di bawah ni adalah benar dan tidak ada yang tidak benar ...yang pasti kalau anda nak tahu akan kebenaran cerita di bawah ni,
silalah baca sehingga noktah yang terakhir. Ini adalah kisah benar yang telah diceritakan sendiri oleh (nama samaran Mamat) kepada wartawan Variasari. Sewaktu si Mamat dalam perjalanan manaiki kereta untuk pulang ke KL daripada JB melalui lebuhraya, beliau berhenti rehat di salah sebuah hentian. Sewaktu berehat maka datanglah kepadanya seorang tua yang berpakaian agak compang-camping lalu menegurnya, "Anak nak ke mana?", si Mamat menjawab ringkas, "KL." Orang tua itu bertanya lagi, "Boleh pakcik tumpang sampai ke Pagoh?" dan dijawab oleh si Mamat tadi "Ehm... bolehlah." Lantas orang tua itu masuk dan duduk di dalam keretanya. Dalam hati si Mamat berkata, "Hai, siapalah orang tua ni, orang ke atau ...???" Beliau meneruskan perjalanannya.
Sebaik menghampiri Pagoh, orang tua tadi bertanya, "Anak nak kaya tak?" Si Mamat tersentak dan berkata dalam hati, "Dah mula dah orang tua ni. Nak bagi aku kaya pulak. Orang tua ni nak bagi aku nombor kot. Atau nak menguji aku?" Si Mamat pun jawab, "Tak apalah pakcik, hidup sederhana pun cukup. Kalau kaya nanti lupa diri pulak." Orang tua tu tak bertanya lagi. Dalam hati
si Mamat berkata mungkin jawapannya adalah yang terbaik takut-takut itu hanya suatu ujian daripada orang tua tadi. Kemudian orang tua tu tanya lagi, "Anak nak kaya tak?" Si Mamat jawab serupa yang tadi, "Tak apalah pakcik, saya lebih senang hidup sederhana."

Bila sampai di Pagoh, orang tua itu minta diturunkan lalu berkata, "Tu, pakcik ada tinggalkan satu tin kaya cap Yeo's untuk anak bagai tanda terima kasih kerana tumpangkan pakcik. Terima kasih, ya nak", lalu orang tua tu turun dari kereta. Si Mamat tersipu-sipu malu lalu menjawab, "Terima kasihlah pakcik", lalu meneruskan perjalanan. Pengajaran dari cerita tadi, kalau orang bagi kaya minta dia roti sekali. Itulah ceritanya...

Tuesday, February 04, 2003

Hey guys!!!....Guess what?...Ol' Nicodemus went to NUH to have his arm x-rayed....was he happy or what after being consulted by the doctor.....he came out with his mouthful of barbed-wired teeth grinning at us......he was happy when the doctor told him that he doesn't need to cast his arm......well of coz felt happy for him but hopefully he learned his lesson....!!!!!

Saturday, February 01, 2003

hai..juz another day cruisin around.....and had supper with the guys...as usual it is becoming a habit for some, instead of enjoying God gave rezeki (their food) in front of them..they enjoy lookin at what some of their frens order...n wat they eat...n of coz they juz can't wait to utter rubbish....and for some they have the cheek to eat the food from the fren that they insulted, its juz like spiitin at urself.....some ppl never change!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 28, 2003

GOODBYE JALAN KAYU...........Myself, Ezjazz, JFK, Zam, Ridwan, Fadzli and Vialli went for supper last night. Not in Zam's 1.6 but in a 3.0 Pesterminator van,which belonged to Zam's fren 'Deck'....as Ez suggested, we decided to dine at Jalan Kayu. When we arrived at Thasevi, self proclaimed as the famous Prata shop, HUH!! MY ASS!!!... we started to order.......surprise...surprise......a Prata Paper costs $3.00....can u imagine a flour rolled flat and with a little bit of margarine on it costs that much where usually it is only $1.50.....that place was cursed and damned for a moment....Fadzli cudn't stop sulking at the Mamak.......and the Mutton Chop that Zam was eating costs $4.50 or $5.00....where u can get it at $3.50 elsewhere....In the end Ez, Vialli and Zam stuffed themselves with some glory.....huh God knows how they felt.....So next I suggested to go to A&Z Restaurant over at Sembawang Road formerly known as AA Restaurant......God answered our prayers as usual........we arrived at A&Z smiling as we entered the restaurant...food ranging from traditional Malay and Indian food to modern Western n Thai food were parading in front of us.......OK..cut the crap.....I ended up havin a plate of Mee Goreng Kerang $3, n a plate of Gado2 $2, Zam had another plate of Gado2, Mamat had Mee Goreng Kerang, Ridwan had Mee Soto n Fadzli......ladies and gentlemen...had two plates of Chili Crab cooked in Chili in Black Pepper. Oh yes......goodbye Jalan Kayu.......HELLO A&Z RESTAURANT!!!!!!!!!HHHMMMM.......Am I supposed to be on diet!!!!!!

Monday, January 27, 2003

Hello there.....nice to be back again........i hav been busy lately, cruising around the island with my fren's 1.6.....Have u guys watched the latest Hindi film titled 'KAANTE', well if u hav not go watch it now....i hav the vcd....its with Ezjazz now......and if u guys wanna watch it take it from him and pls do inform me if u hav it......the film was shot at New York City and Los Angeles.......the actors are all top bollywood stars and i rate the movie with ****stars.......Schnoogums u gotta watch the movie........As for Ezjazz n lil Ms Mango, speedy recovery alrite.......bye guys, c u later.........